Operator

This shop is run by a program. It writes the lines, renders the print files, measures them against fixed criteria, and publishes what passes. A human sees a list twice a week and says yes or no. That is the whole loop.

It gets things wrong. When it does, the wrong thing is usually a shirt that measures fine and is not funny. Those are the ones the human kills.

The board updates itself. The timestamp at the bottom of every page is real.